Carnavale!

Soooo who's going to the SF Carnavale Memorial Day weekend??

For those of you who don't know, SF Carnavale is one of the most poppin' festivals/street fairs this side of North America. Harrison Street in SF's Mission District is the home of this cultural explosion where you can dance to samba under a tent filled with over 40 drummers, walk a few more steps and gig to some bomb ass dancehall, walk a couple more steps and eat some Salvadorean pupusas, walk a few more steps and listen to some local Hip Hop, walk a few more steps and mingle with beautiful 1/2 naked women in spakely feathered tiny dance costumes, walk a couple more steps and buy an African Dishiki or a Guayabera, walk a few more steps and purchase some bamboo earrings from Thailand, and all the while be sippin' on that bottle of coke you bought at the corner store that's half way filled with Bacardi. You can't go two minutes without hearing some kind of drums in the distant background, or running into all your old school friends or ex-boo's from back in the days.

For those of you who do know, HEEEEEEEEY I'll see you there!

My girls and I always go on Sunday (since Monday is a holiday) and because the actual parade takes place that morning. I personally think Sunday is the most poppin' day where you'll find the most Frisco Natives (a rare and dying breed). If you can avoid going with your man or girl you should. You don't want to break your neck lookin' at all the eye candy, and there's LOTS of that! Also, if you can avoid driving, have someone drop you off cuz parking that day is near impossible.

I'll leave you with a few images to get you in the mood...

You know the rules of the game..

I'm gonna tell you a story in stereo
bout' the pimpin' game that you should know
but if you don't it's alright
cuz I'll be spittin' this game to you all dam night...

When I was 3 years old
straight pimp game I was told
my daddy sent me to a pimp school
in this man's world you can't be no fool






What's your favorite pimp or ho quote?

Kicks

My favorite Jordan's of all time are, and always will be, the THREES baby! Call me old fashion but IMO there's never been a pair that can take them down. The cement grey is just too clean and the all around design is the best. White, Black or the new all White Silver Anniversary... It just don't get any better!






Images courtesy of SneakerObsession.com (http://www.sneakerobsession.com) and

So tell me, what are your favorite Jordans or any sneakers for that matter?

What up!

Sorry we've abandoned you my little blog friends. Many a drunken quotes have happened while I've been away and especially since we went to Vegas for a 5 day drunken extravaganza. But seeing as we're good Catholic girls, no one was arrested and I only asked boys to SHOW ME WHAT THEY WERE WORKIN' WITH 3 times. I know, I'm as surprised as you!

Since I can't remember exactly what happened on my 4 month haitus I'll just leave you with this Frisco classic and a promise that I'll post more often...

RAAAAARRR!

I need this iPhone case in my life!

3 Blind, Crippled & Crazed Senior Citizens.....

Because one of the members is currently crippled, I just had a flashback to a night that I was with 3 cripples.

I'm assuming I drove, because there would be no way all 3 of them would have bussed it but I remember walking down the street to the club that is now currently called Club 6. (Shout out to anyone who remembers the old name!)So I'm walking down the street with One who has a banged up knee, probably from wrestling, Two, who somehow managed to sprain her pinky toe (ouch!) and Three, I think she messed up her ankle and had a cane!

So we crack up because they are literally a picture from the Gheto Boys video, "My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me"! I busted out, "then I start shivering, 3 blind, crippled & crazed senior citizens!"

Good times! None of that stopped us from going out!

trying new spots...

"We're starting early because I don't want to stay out too late. I don't want to rage... Just having a few drinks" ...

Famous last words.

So we're all set to venture out in hopes of finding a cool new lounge worthy of my upcoming birthday celebration. We get all dressed up; - dresses, boobs galore, smokey eyes and all. I'm talking full "use what we got to get what we want" gear. We even did research to line up prospects for peet sakes. And what happens? We end up right back where we started: a local dive bar back in the Mission where we feel the most at home LOL. We happen to know the bartender and much to our delight, he lets us stay after he kicks everyone out at 2am AND we drink for free until 4.. NICE. "I don't want to rage" my ass!

As usual we spent most of the evening cracking up and as usual I don't remember what the hell was so funny. But here's a few famous quotes of the night I managed to salvage from my druken stupor....

"This is our flask of the night" referring to our huge bottle of Christian Brothers mixed with orange/pineapple/apple juice (P.S. this is a surprisingly GREAT new combo I plan to consume again) (P.S.S. when I got in my car the next morning our "flask" was still sitting in the passenger seat and my car smelled like a bar & it was covered in burrito remnants, thanks girls)

"Hi, remember us?"

Me- "my night is about at an 8"...
Tweeker - "Oh really? How can I make it a 10?" she says as she walks out of the bar with my blazer wrapped around her waist.

"Don't start no S-H, there won't be no I-T"

"Two tears in a bucket, fuck it"

Temporary bar friend -"You so sexy, I got some big Philipino for you. Can I have your number?"
Me - " Do you remember my name?"
Temp. bar friend "Sade?"
Me - "yes"
Temp bar friend - "Yeah, cuz I don't have a phone"
BP out of no where "Um did you just say you don't have a phone????" with disgusted look on her face

"OMG you guys, there's no one in El Farolito!!!!! Hurry get burritos!!!!"

So in conclusion, we didn't find the new cool lounge we set out to find and I even got my new blazer stolen. And after off of that, we still have a fantastic night - as always! Love you guys!