"We're starting early because I don't want to stay out too late. I don't want to rage... Just having a few drinks" ...
Famous last words.
So we're all set to venture out in hopes of finding a cool new lounge worthy of my upcoming birthday celebration. We get all dressed up; - dresses, boobs galore, smokey eyes and all. I'm talking full "use what we got to get what we want" gear. We even did research to line up prospects for peet sakes. And what happens? We end up right back where we started: a local dive bar back in the Mission where we feel the most at home LOL. We happen to know the bartender and much to our delight, he lets us stay after he kicks everyone out at 2am AND we drink for free until 4.. NICE. "I don't want to rage" my ass!
As usual we spent most of the evening cracking up and as usual I don't remember what the hell was so funny. But here's a few famous quotes of the night I managed to salvage from my druken stupor....
"This is our flask of the night" referring to our huge bottle of Christian Brothers mixed with orange/pineapple/apple juice (P.S. this is a surprisingly GREAT new combo I plan to consume again) (P.S.S. when I got in my car the next morning our "flask" was still sitting in the passenger seat and my car smelled like a bar & it was covered in burrito remnants, thanks girls)
"Hi, remember us?"
Me- "my night is about at an 8"...
Tweeker - "Oh really? How can I make it a 10?" she says as she walks out of the bar with my blazer wrapped around her waist.
"Don't start no S-H, there won't be no I-T"
"Two tears in a bucket, fuck it"
Temporary bar friend -"You so sexy, I got some big Philipino for you. Can I have your number?"
Me - " Do you remember my name?"
Temp. bar friend "Sade?"
Me - "yes"
Temp bar friend - "Yeah, cuz I don't have a phone"
BP out of no where "Um did you just say you don't have a phone????" with disgusted look on her face
"OMG you guys, there's no one in El Farolito!!!!! Hurry get burritos!!!!"
So in conclusion, we didn't find the new cool lounge we set out to find and I even got my new blazer stolen. And after off of that, we still have a fantastic night - as always! Love you guys!
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POP- why do you always get the guys with no phone? No car? No game? New spots, blue spots... "where is everyone going?" LOL Let's just keep it real, we know wassup. We know cool spots.. thats why we end up back there!
ReplyDeleteI totally can't remember why we were cracking up so hard on the way home at 4AM, but it was hilarious and fed my soul!
~BP~
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