Thursday, January 28, 2010
Friday, January 22, 2010
3 Blind, Crippled & Crazed Senior Citizens.....
Because one of the members is currently crippled, I just had a flashback to a night that I was with 3 cripples.
I'm assuming I drove, because there would be no way all 3 of them would have bussed it but I remember walking down the street to the club that is now currently called Club 6. (Shout out to anyone who remembers the old name!)So I'm walking down the street with One who has a banged up knee, probably from wrestling, Two, who somehow managed to sprain her pinky toe (ouch!) and Three, I think she messed up her ankle and had a cane!
So we crack up because they are literally a picture from the Gheto Boys video, "My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me"! I busted out, "then I start shivering, 3 blind, crippled & crazed senior citizens!"
Good times! None of that stopped us from going out!
I'm assuming I drove, because there would be no way all 3 of them would have bussed it but I remember walking down the street to the club that is now currently called Club 6. (Shout out to anyone who remembers the old name!)So I'm walking down the street with One who has a banged up knee, probably from wrestling, Two, who somehow managed to sprain her pinky toe (ouch!) and Three, I think she messed up her ankle and had a cane!
So we crack up because they are literally a picture from the Gheto Boys video, "My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me"! I busted out, "then I start shivering, 3 blind, crippled & crazed senior citizens!"
Good times! None of that stopped us from going out!
Monday, January 18, 2010
trying new spots...
"We're starting early because I don't want to stay out too late. I don't want to rage... Just having a few drinks" ...
Famous last words.
So we're all set to venture out in hopes of finding a cool new lounge worthy of my upcoming birthday celebration. We get all dressed up; - dresses, boobs galore, smokey eyes and all. I'm talking full "use what we got to get what we want" gear. We even did research to line up prospects for peet sakes. And what happens? We end up right back where we started: a local dive bar back in the Mission where we feel the most at home LOL. We happen to know the bartender and much to our delight, he lets us stay after he kicks everyone out at 2am AND we drink for free until 4.. NICE. "I don't want to rage" my ass!
As usual we spent most of the evening cracking up and as usual I don't remember what the hell was so funny. But here's a few famous quotes of the night I managed to salvage from my druken stupor....
"This is our flask of the night" referring to our huge bottle of Christian Brothers mixed with orange/pineapple/apple juice (P.S. this is a surprisingly GREAT new combo I plan to consume again) (P.S.S. when I got in my car the next morning our "flask" was still sitting in the passenger seat and my car smelled like a bar & it was covered in burrito remnants, thanks girls)
"Hi, remember us?"
Me- "my night is about at an 8"...
Tweeker - "Oh really? How can I make it a 10?" she says as she walks out of the bar with my blazer wrapped around her waist.
"Don't start no S-H, there won't be no I-T"
"Two tears in a bucket, fuck it"
Temporary bar friend -"You so sexy, I got some big Philipino for you. Can I have your number?"
Me - " Do you remember my name?"
Temp. bar friend "Sade?"
Me - "yes"
Temp bar friend - "Yeah, cuz I don't have a phone"
BP out of no where "Um did you just say you don't have a phone????" with disgusted look on her face
"OMG you guys, there's no one in El Farolito!!!!! Hurry get burritos!!!!"
So in conclusion, we didn't find the new cool lounge we set out to find and I even got my new blazer stolen. And after off of that, we still have a fantastic night - as always! Love you guys!
Famous last words.
So we're all set to venture out in hopes of finding a cool new lounge worthy of my upcoming birthday celebration. We get all dressed up; - dresses, boobs galore, smokey eyes and all. I'm talking full "use what we got to get what we want" gear. We even did research to line up prospects for peet sakes. And what happens? We end up right back where we started: a local dive bar back in the Mission where we feel the most at home LOL. We happen to know the bartender and much to our delight, he lets us stay after he kicks everyone out at 2am AND we drink for free until 4.. NICE. "I don't want to rage" my ass!
As usual we spent most of the evening cracking up and as usual I don't remember what the hell was so funny. But here's a few famous quotes of the night I managed to salvage from my druken stupor....
"This is our flask of the night" referring to our huge bottle of Christian Brothers mixed with orange/pineapple/apple juice (P.S. this is a surprisingly GREAT new combo I plan to consume again) (P.S.S. when I got in my car the next morning our "flask" was still sitting in the passenger seat and my car smelled like a bar & it was covered in burrito remnants, thanks girls)
"Hi, remember us?"
Me- "my night is about at an 8"...
Tweeker - "Oh really? How can I make it a 10?" she says as she walks out of the bar with my blazer wrapped around her waist.
"Don't start no S-H, there won't be no I-T"
"Two tears in a bucket, fuck it"
Temporary bar friend -"You so sexy, I got some big Philipino for you. Can I have your number?"
Me - " Do you remember my name?"
Temp. bar friend "Sade?"
Me - "yes"
Temp bar friend - "Yeah, cuz I don't have a phone"
BP out of no where "Um did you just say you don't have a phone????" with disgusted look on her face
"OMG you guys, there's no one in El Farolito!!!!! Hurry get burritos!!!!"
So in conclusion, we didn't find the new cool lounge we set out to find and I even got my new blazer stolen. And after off of that, we still have a fantastic night - as always! Love you guys!
Friday, January 15, 2010
LOVE THE GAYS BUT...
For the Record, if you are gay and then get married to a woman.. YOUR STILL GAY!
IT'S LIKE THAT, and that's the way it is
Don't you just love it when you're all done getting ready to go out and you look at yourself in the mirror and say,
"OMG I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY",and a tear rolls down the side of your face because you're so stunning you can't take it?
And now on to the quotes!
A few famous quotes from NYE...
"Room 555"
"I'm officially lowering my standards tonight.. I don't care if he's a country cowboy.. all that matters is that he's single"
in a Keek the Sneak voice.. "I need to open my champagne that's what I need to do!"
after realizing the two wandering drunks snuck out of the room.. "Awe, you let the gremlins out??"
"I got 900 dollars in my pocket, my mercedes is parked downstairs, and I need a f****n bump!"
"Room 555"
"I'm officially lowering my standards tonight.. I don't care if he's a country cowboy.. all that matters is that he's single"
in a Keek the Sneak voice.. "I need to open my champagne that's what I need to do!"
after realizing the two wandering drunks snuck out of the room.. "Awe, you let the gremlins out??"
"I got 900 dollars in my pocket, my mercedes is parked downstairs, and I need a f****n bump!"
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Co-Signing
This is coming from the friend who never gets drunk or smokes and can never remember shit! How I ended up with the worst memory is a mystery in itself but I am just ecstatic that we finally have something to refer to! A diary of mad, crazy, hilarious and downright fabulous bi*#hes-hooray! I'm just sooo happy to be here.....
My first blog...
In my opinion, my friends are some of the funniest muthaf*****s I've ever come in contact with. Unfortunately 99% of us are drunks, and the one friend who isn't a drunk, can't remember shit anyway, so we're kind of screwed in the memory department. After an adventure, we often wake up the next day saying "I know we were laughing all night long, but what was so funny?". And while we can usually remember a few famous sayings from our crazy escapades, chances are the memories are gone within days. So this blog is going to be a sort of memory diary. It might not make sense to anyone other than my girls reading it, but that's okay. I hate reading about other people's inside jokes just as much as the next guy, but hey, if you don't like it, don't read it. Otherwise, sit back, sip on a Crowne & Coke and be prepared for some funny ish. Don't worry, if it's not funny to you, just know that we're laughing our asses off.
Because this is my first blog, I'll undoubtedly throw in some random stuff that I like as well like - my addictions to shopping, make up, shoes, & drinking... maybe post about some cool lounges we seem to love so much but can never find, & anything else I'm into that day.
You might be wondering where I got the title Midnight Molly. Well I recently got a midnight navy blue car and that's what I named her. A lot of the randomness I'll be talking about will most likely happen in her. I'll go into where I got that name later if I feel like it.
Lastly, I'm the WORST speller in the world! So don't point it out because I already know.
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