My first blog...

In my opinion, my friends are some of the funniest muthaf*****s I've ever come in contact with. Unfortunately 99% of us are drunks, and the one friend who isn't a drunk, can't remember shit anyway, so we're kind of screwed in the memory department. After an adventure, we often wake up the next day saying "I know we were laughing all night long, but what was so funny?". And while we can usually remember a few famous sayings from our crazy escapades, chances are the memories are gone within days. So this blog is going to be a sort of memory diary. It might not make sense to anyone other than my girls reading it, but that's okay. I hate reading about other people's inside jokes just as much as the next guy, but hey, if you don't like it, don't read it. Otherwise, sit back, sip on a Crowne & Coke and be prepared for some funny ish. Don't worry, if it's not funny to you, just know that we're laughing our asses off.

Because this is my first blog, I'll undoubtedly throw in some random stuff that I like as well like - my addictions to shopping, make up, shoes, & drinking... maybe post about some cool lounges we seem to love so much but can never find, & anything else I'm into that day.

You might be wondering where I got the title Midnight Molly. Well I recently got a midnight navy blue car and that's what I named her. A lot of the randomness I'll be talking about will most likely happen in her. I'll go into where I got that name later if I feel like it.

Lastly, I'm the WORST speller in the world! So don't point it out because I already know.