Thursday, January 28, 2010
Friday, January 22, 2010
3 Blind, Crippled & Crazed Senior Citizens.....
Because one of the members is currently crippled, I just had a flashback to a night that I was with 3 cripples.
I'm assuming I drove, because there would be no way all 3 of them would have bussed it but I remember walking down the street to the club that is now currently called Club 6. (Shout out to anyone who remembers the old name!)So I'm walking down the street with One who has a banged up knee, probably from wrestling, Two, who somehow managed to sprain her pinky toe (ouch!) and Three, I think she messed up her ankle and had a cane!
So we crack up because they are literally a picture from the Gheto Boys video, "My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me"! I busted out, "then I start shivering, 3 blind, crippled & crazed senior citizens!"
Good times! None of that stopped us from going out!
I'm assuming I drove, because there would be no way all 3 of them would have bussed it but I remember walking down the street to the club that is now currently called Club 6. (Shout out to anyone who remembers the old name!)So I'm walking down the street with One who has a banged up knee, probably from wrestling, Two, who somehow managed to sprain her pinky toe (ouch!) and Three, I think she messed up her ankle and had a cane!
So we crack up because they are literally a picture from the Gheto Boys video, "My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me"! I busted out, "then I start shivering, 3 blind, crippled & crazed senior citizens!"
Good times! None of that stopped us from going out!
Monday, January 18, 2010
trying new spots...
"We're starting early because I don't want to stay out too late. I don't want to rage... Just having a few drinks" ...
Famous last words.
So we're all set to venture out in hopes of finding a cool new lounge worthy of my upcoming birthday celebration. We get all dressed up; - dresses, boobs galore, smokey eyes and all. I'm talking full "use what we got to get what we want" gear. We even did research to line up prospects for peet sakes. And what happens? We end up right back where we started: a local dive bar back in the Mission where we feel the most at home LOL. We happen to know the bartender and much to our delight, he lets us stay after he kicks everyone out at 2am AND we drink for free until 4.. NICE. "I don't want to rage" my ass!
As usual we spent most of the evening cracking up and as usual I don't remember what the hell was so funny. But here's a few famous quotes of the night I managed to salvage from my druken stupor....
"This is our flask of the night" referring to our huge bottle of Christian Brothers mixed with orange/pineapple/apple juice (P.S. this is a surprisingly GREAT new combo I plan to consume again) (P.S.S. when I got in my car the next morning our "flask" was still sitting in the passenger seat and my car smelled like a bar & it was covered in burrito remnants, thanks girls)
"Hi, remember us?"
Me- "my night is about at an 8"...
Tweeker - "Oh really? How can I make it a 10?" she says as she walks out of the bar with my blazer wrapped around her waist.
"Don't start no S-H, there won't be no I-T"
"Two tears in a bucket, fuck it"
Temporary bar friend -"You so sexy, I got some big Philipino for you. Can I have your number?"
Me - " Do you remember my name?"
Temp. bar friend "Sade?"
Me - "yes"
Temp bar friend - "Yeah, cuz I don't have a phone"
BP out of no where "Um did you just say you don't have a phone????" with disgusted look on her face
"OMG you guys, there's no one in El Farolito!!!!! Hurry get burritos!!!!"
So in conclusion, we didn't find the new cool lounge we set out to find and I even got my new blazer stolen. And after off of that, we still have a fantastic night - as always! Love you guys!
Famous last words.
So we're all set to venture out in hopes of finding a cool new lounge worthy of my upcoming birthday celebration. We get all dressed up; - dresses, boobs galore, smokey eyes and all. I'm talking full "use what we got to get what we want" gear. We even did research to line up prospects for peet sakes. And what happens? We end up right back where we started: a local dive bar back in the Mission where we feel the most at home LOL. We happen to know the bartender and much to our delight, he lets us stay after he kicks everyone out at 2am AND we drink for free until 4.. NICE. "I don't want to rage" my ass!
As usual we spent most of the evening cracking up and as usual I don't remember what the hell was so funny. But here's a few famous quotes of the night I managed to salvage from my druken stupor....
"This is our flask of the night" referring to our huge bottle of Christian Brothers mixed with orange/pineapple/apple juice (P.S. this is a surprisingly GREAT new combo I plan to consume again) (P.S.S. when I got in my car the next morning our "flask" was still sitting in the passenger seat and my car smelled like a bar & it was covered in burrito remnants, thanks girls)
"Hi, remember us?"
Me- "my night is about at an 8"...
Tweeker - "Oh really? How can I make it a 10?" she says as she walks out of the bar with my blazer wrapped around her waist.
"Don't start no S-H, there won't be no I-T"
"Two tears in a bucket, fuck it"
Temporary bar friend -"You so sexy, I got some big Philipino for you. Can I have your number?"
Me - " Do you remember my name?"
Temp. bar friend "Sade?"
Me - "yes"
Temp bar friend - "Yeah, cuz I don't have a phone"
BP out of no where "Um did you just say you don't have a phone????" with disgusted look on her face
"OMG you guys, there's no one in El Farolito!!!!! Hurry get burritos!!!!"
So in conclusion, we didn't find the new cool lounge we set out to find and I even got my new blazer stolen. And after off of that, we still have a fantastic night - as always! Love you guys!
Friday, January 15, 2010
LOVE THE GAYS BUT...
For the Record, if you are gay and then get married to a woman.. YOUR STILL GAY!
IT'S LIKE THAT, and that's the way it is
Don't you just love it when you're all done getting ready to go out and you look at yourself in the mirror and say,
"OMG I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY",and a tear rolls down the side of your face because you're so stunning you can't take it?
And now on to the quotes!
A few famous quotes from NYE...
"Room 555"
"I'm officially lowering my standards tonight.. I don't care if he's a country cowboy.. all that matters is that he's single"
in a Keek the Sneak voice.. "I need to open my champagne that's what I need to do!"
after realizing the two wandering drunks snuck out of the room.. "Awe, you let the gremlins out??"
"I got 900 dollars in my pocket, my mercedes is parked downstairs, and I need a f****n bump!"
"Room 555"
"I'm officially lowering my standards tonight.. I don't care if he's a country cowboy.. all that matters is that he's single"
in a Keek the Sneak voice.. "I need to open my champagne that's what I need to do!"
after realizing the two wandering drunks snuck out of the room.. "Awe, you let the gremlins out??"
"I got 900 dollars in my pocket, my mercedes is parked downstairs, and I need a f****n bump!"
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